Condoms

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own
condoms
and kept
the same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway
Condoms - Lightening
the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the
pain.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.


Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of
you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30
minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just
cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world


AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a
animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole
world
falls apart.